u/Ichgebibble

Me and my brofur Tater an my sisfur Greta Tha Dog waz all piece full on da cowch lookin out da windo mining hour own bizness when all ob a sudden we hears a tickticktick, anna scratchy scratch sew wee lookeded an guess who it waz? Das right, Fat Gary. Agan. Dis tyme he bited meowmy’s swyng cushun and tuk ‘way da hole inside!! Well, I starts to ekekek and Tater raise him paw az ef two sey “bapbapbap” but Gary jes twitter and gibbed us da middle flinger.

Den, I heard a lil snicker and frens, Greta Tha Dog was . . . I kan bearky sey it . . . smyling. Smyling!! Ai asks Greta wut en da wyrld iz yoo smyling at and herms say “Ai no kno, Fat Gary iz kinda adorabubble”.

Ai . . . yoo . . . WAT??

I looks at Tater an he was so fended dat he no even luk at Greta butt ai iz seeing hims brow fur all raised up. Ii ask hims if he wans me tew get meowmy’s pearls so he can clutching them but he jes sighs da sigh ob elebenty million disappoints. I fink Tater is habbing eggs an seashell crisis (ai fink dats how yoo say dat).

Well, ai plicked mai jawbone oft da floor and lewk at meowmy lyk “iz yoo SEEING dis??” bud she waz waring da nose cancel fings in herms eers and waz jes hummin and sangin out ob tune. Werthless.

Ai cee den dat it fells to me so ai just sez tew Greta “yoo ain ryte an ai iz gonna tell tell tell! Meowmy gonna be big mad” An yoo kno wat dat dirty lil peanut sed to me? She say she gone tell on me (me!) for sneaky da catnip. We do a truce fur now.

Ai inklood pikshur of Greta Tha Dog sew yoo kan cee why ai kall herm a dirty peanut.

Insidental, ai fink “ekekek, bapbapbap” iz gud rithim fur a Ebil Fat Gary sung. Ai werk on dat later. I sleep now.

Charlie

One of them shattered unfortunately but I love her still. I’m not even sure how old these are but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were fifteen years old. Of the special addition products I have these are my favorite.

Fat Gary bited meowmy’s gazebo kurtan! He gotted all hims frenz to bitebitebite and tayke it’way tew dere nest! I no lyk dis and I ekekek at hims butt he dos it any wayz. Bad Gary!!

Charlie