Common core crystal joke here.
That being said, it does kinda feel like I rolled KOS-MOS again, in real life this time. I discovered the existence of this figma like 3 weeks ago and worriedly went online to see how much a 15-year-old figma even went for.
I came back with this surprisingly well-maintained $58.78 purchase, and now that it's here, I'm pleased to say it functions perfectly. Nothing is loose. Posing arm's a little stiff but if anything that's a good thing.
Only little negative is that the clear support pieces for the miniguns are both missing, (and maybe one of the interchangeable hands? I can't tell.) but if I were to be missing anything I'm honestly fine with that for 58 dollars. They're single-piece plastic, so if I really want them I can probably gather some measurements and get someone to 3D print them for me.
More relieved with this purchase than anything else. Still can't believe I got this lucky. (Or I took a risk you really aren't supposed to take. Either or.)