Missed Connection: neighborhood parking meeting
Dearest Anonymous Neighbor-
I’ve only been in my home about a year, and yes, this is a new car, but somehow I’ve never been invited to the street parking agreement meetings.
As a resident of the same street (hi neighbor!), I’d love to be included. Especially since the gent from at least a few blocks over always parks in front of that one and only spot in front of my house. Maybe I can get that assigned spot for me, and I’ll never be forced to park at the end of the block where your very large vehicle can only be allowed until Sunday (but - DIBS - imma park there Monday, you watch).
Clearly I’ve been out of the loop for this parking agreement meeting. I’ve seen my next door neighbor also leave anonymous notes on the cars of my housemates and visitors when their bumpers hang 1” - 4” over the curb cut to their driveway (different penmanship and note pads, so I’m positive there’s more than one note dropper). So this is obviously a big deal to those on the street, and I’d just like to be included on the agreement so I can play along nicely.
Guess that’s the problem with unwritten rules. If they aren’t posted on legal street signs, and no one informs the rest of the street residents, how would I know? I can’t believe there would be unmarked, super specific assigned street parking and we don’t let everyone know? What madness!
So sorry, and I’ll be mindful until SUNDAY.
/s
TL;DR: it’s an open street. I’ll park where I want. Even Karen’s think you’re miserable.