u/ILikeToolTooMuch

Crawling on a Sunday

I took my daughter and a friend out to eat after her dance recital today and as we were leaving we saw a man on the patio reading DCC1.

I asked if he had read them before, and he had not.

My jealousy boiled over, and everything went red.

Before I knew what was happening I was on top of him, bawling my eyes out, and hitting him repeatedly screaming “NO MORE WARM HUGS FOR YOU!!”

Anyways I hope he enjoys the rest of the series. Can someone text Matt for bail?

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u/ILikeToolTooMuch — 4 days ago