I miss my cat
I can’t take it anymore. This alien fuc- colleagues of mine said I can’t take my cat with me on our 4 month business trip. It’s been 2 weeks, and like never before I feel that my favorite feline asshole was the only thing keeping me sane on long trips with no human entertainment. They keep saying something about “are you insane?! This thing is programmed by nature to kill!” and “we won’t take predators on board!”, well I’m a predator too, so?! Why don’t you kick ME out?? “But you are sentient” my ass. I even asked my usual crew, who are taking care of my cat, to pass us by, so I can take him against all protests. But nooo “it’s too dangerous, how will we work?!”. Unfortunately, all I could do was pet my furry friend and take a box full of books ignoring the “but the ship can’t handle extra weight! we have already used 90% of its maximum capacity!”.
What do I do now? Do you have any tips on sneaking a cat onto Cabluga 3 ship?