If, one night, you happen to be walking down a street called Prince Avenue, and you see me, please, don’t pet me.
I walk the street every night, taking breaks in the alleys or seeing if Samuel’s around. I pace up and down the block, looking for any signs of life. Mostly, all I see is the moths fighting over the light of streetlamps. There’s not a lot of people who walk this part of town; its location has led the rest of the city to deem it ‘unsafe’. They’re technically correct, but they have no idea why.
Sometimes I come across other dogs. Even dozens of feet away, their gaze immediately shifts to me, and as I approach they start to whimper. Without fail, they will bolt away before I even try to give chase. This is because avoiding danger has been hardwired into their brains. Dogs have much better instincts than humans do.
The buildings around here are all boarded up and entirely abandoned. People’s perception about this part of the city is that it is ‘riddled with crime’; by some definitions it is, but the true culprits can never be prosecuted. Not that the culprits could ever be caught. Cops generally stay out of this area; the unhoused do as well. Any appeal the buildings may have had went up in smoke after the ninth disappearance.
For some unlucky few, they end up here, thinking it will be a temporary setback. This street is located next to an exit right off a major highway, the last bastion of decay before driver’s reach destinations bustling with life. There are a few things that may bring them here; it’s the only street near the city that still has functional payphones. The cheapest gas station for miles is here too; Samuel has an agreement with the owner that we won’t bother him, and he’ll look the other way when people disappear.
Samuel has a couple measures to make sure people stick around as long as they have to. He’s littered the roads with debris, sharp enough to flatten tires but inconspicuous enough to go unnoticed. He’s made sure that mobile reception is bad, so that people are sometimes inclined to find someone to ask for directions to get back onto the freeway. But mainly, he uses me.
If I hear a car coming down the exit ramp, I head to the gas station. 9 times out of 10 that’s where they are going. If I see no sign of the car, I head to the payphone. Most of the rest end up there. Whether at the station or the phone, my job remains the same. I will run up to them. I will jump up on my hind legs and lick their hand. I will make sure they have seen my shiny, golden collar. And then I will dart away, away from any respite of light, and towards the blackness the rest of the sidewalk holds. Most follow right away; if they don’t, I turn around and give them my saddest eyes. That gets almost all of them. I can only remember a few who’ve ignored me. Their callousness was, in this instance, the most important luck they’d ever have.
Everyone that does follow me is not so lucky. I lead them down the street, far away from any potential safety the gas station had to offer, and don’t stop until I duck into an alley. Then, I sit on my hind legs and wait. When the follower sees me, they kneel down and pet my head, once again see the golden placard stating “MAXWELL” that dangles from my neck, and say some variation of “How’d you get out here, buddy?”.
Samuel will have sensed my location by this point. He will start walking the street, calling my name. He walks with a cane. He pried it out of the hands of the 3rd guy we got in this area. Maybe it was the 4th. Samuel finds it disarms people; I think most are disarmed already because of me.
The follower will turn around and see Samuel, who looks like a mildly feeble middle-aged man, and ask if I’m his dog. He will nod, and start walking down the alley, giving words of thanks. He will have made sure no one else was around when he was still on the sidewalk. He will offer his hand to shake; most will accept. It doesn’t really matter if they take it or not, as their fate had been sealed once they stepped foot in the alley. But Samuel finds the handshake makes things easier. He will keep the handshake going far too long, and then he will squeeze. Hard. So hard the person falls to their knees. And then Samuels face begins to change. His eyes roll back into his head, and start to shrink. His lips curl back, to make his mouth bigger; and his teeth grow and grow, getting sharper and sharper. His nose flattens; his tongue forks; his ears become jagged. The person’s horrified expression will be locked on Samuel the whole time; they will not look behind them to see me transform, too. My eyes also shrink; my teeth grow longer; my lips curl back; my tongue forks; my ears become jagged. Samuel will give me a small nod, and then I will sink my teeth into the person’s calf. It will come off into my mouth in one bite; Samuel has described it as like eating an oyster out of the shell. Samuel, too, begins to eat.
Samuel has told me that people believe we like to suck blood. I am always far too hungry to stick to just that. Samuel has also told me that people believe that when they get bitten by us, they become one of us. I don’t see how this is possible. When me and Samuel finish eating, there isn’t enough left of the person to become anything. I don’t think that’s so bad, though; I don’t think becoming like us is all that great. It’s uneventful for the most part; but at night, I get so, so hungry.
So, if you’re ever walking on Prince Avenue, or you’re at the Prince Avenue Gas Station, and a stray dog in a golden collar comes up to you, please, don’t pet me. I will jump on your leg. I will lick your hand. I will scurry away, then give you the saddest eyes I can if you don’t follow. But please, for your own sake, do not follow me into the darkness. It will feel heartless not to; but I promise, if you do follow, you soon won’t feel anything at all.