u/HugeFemaleTesticles

So I was walking through Nash hall and I heard guys in the bathroom talking about how they produce an “abhorrent amount of dick cheese” if they don’t shower. I don’t know why they were talking about it so casually, but they got very descriptive and it was very gross, so I decided to go back to my boyfriend’s room and wait for them to leave the bathroom before I could use it.

I wake up the next day and there’s something at his doorstep that looks like a small ball made of lint and grayed cream cheese (it smelled like poop). Is this what dick cheese actually looks like or are they just playing a joke on us??