u/Hawt_Dawgzz

Hey there buddyboy! I'm sorry about the whole grabbing your attention thing. I wasn't intending on stealing it, but you weren't making good use of it anyway so for now it's mine );

Anyway I'm gonna assume that you're here to make friends. Which means that I'm *legally* obligated to introduce myself (according to my friendship parole officer)

So I'm 24, I enjoy giving my opinion about a whole load of stuff that doesn't matter! Like how pancakes taste better when you put strawberries on them, or how there's no ethical consumption under capitalism... In short, my opinions is a mixed bag, and if you ask me to talk about them you could get to know anything! (Boredom not withstanding)

Contrary to popular belief I do have hobbies beyond just being opinionated! Like learning languages (I know Spanish pretty well and I've started to learn French mostly out of spite :)

If you know any languages beyond English I will pretend to bully you (with your consent), not because I'm mean or rude. Just because I'm very jealous. So do let me know what languages you speak! And whether you want me to bully you :)

Beyond that, I really enjoy watching trashy reality TV. Or just bad TV in general. I'll have you know that I'm having a fantastic time with euphoria season 3 so far. If you unironically enjoy euphoria without wanting to make fun of it then I have some bad news and a Stockholm syndrome diagnoses for you :)

I'm also a big fan of art and music considering that I draw and play guitar. But impostor syndrome is creeping up on me so I'm not quite sure where I'm at skill level wise. I'd also really like to know what kind of stuff you like to do in your free time!

Well well, what do we have there. You scrolled all the way down this post just to get your attention back, something which I "LEGALLY" acquired under the well known and protected finders keepers statute. Anyway if you want me to relinquish my property just send me a fun fact about yourself and I'll think about giving it back (:

Anyway I've bored you long enough with this ramble but before I sign off here's a fun question for you to ponder (and give me an answer to if you feel like it). You must erase your best friend from existence, in return you get 1 billion dollars as well as a completely identical clone of your best friend. But you must live knowing that the original is gone. Would you do it?

(If you wanna talk please do consider saying a little more than just "hi", bonus points if you literally include the sentence "a little more than just hi")

Anyhow see you on the flipside buddyboy (((:

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u/Hawt_Dawgzz — 17 days ago