Soldiers I have failed.
For the past 3 seasons or so ive been a hardcore azir main, but after wallowing at a 49% winrate, not climbing at all, and genuinely just despising queuing up, i swapped to playing vladamir and akshan, i have a 70%+ on both of them, im higher elo then ive evef been, and yet, i feel as tho ive failed the emperor, i live in despair of having fallen to the evil machinations of xerath, i once stood with honor, now i lie here in a (invulnerable) pool of blood, (while doing more damage and having more hp and being able to win lane) i hide my face against the wall in shame (while sneaking past all wards to swing on the adc and one shot them + revive my entire team after they throw the baron fight)
I have failed
- a honorless soldier of the shuriman empire.