
they are ALL THE FUCKING same FUCKING thing saying that spiders are bad (spoiler alert they aren’t) I’ve lived in Australia my entire life and genuinely have NEVER even HEARD of ANYONE (that I know personally, or through people I know) being bitten by a spider, let alone deadly ones (which are extremely rare) and the bottom guy is just LYING because there is no spider that can be hit by a shoe more than once unless your extremely underweight. Same with snakes. I’ve seen like 5 snakes my whole life, and I live in a suburban area (there’s more wildlife) then the same people will turn around and say they could beat up a kangaroo or cassowary (the actual dangerous animals, which they will die if they fight) or way overplay them too, Grey kangaroos (the ones who live near people, and are smaller) are basically like deer (?) as in you have to stop for them to cross the road sometimes. Or you will see them lying on the road after someone didn’t stop. Don’t even get me fucking started on the “great” emu war (it was a military management operation becuase emus were destroying crops, lasted 1 month, and “lost” becuase even though emus were killed the population didn’t decrease enough so they gave up.) .