OUTBID ME AT YOUR PERIL APES, I AM DEATHLY FUCKING SERIOUS.
THE FOLLOWING BRIEF STATEMENT SERVES TO MEET THE CHARACTER LIMIT OF THIS MIGHTY SUBREDDIT: I HAVE BEEN INVESTED IN GAMESTOP SINCE JANUARY 19TH 2021 AND I HEREBY ADMIT UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT RYAN COHEN IS MY DAD.
Is there anywhere besides Amazon I can order Liquid Death from on a subscription? Amazon never delivers each of the 5 twelve packs I order monthly, there’s always one missing or cancelled due to supply issues, and cans frequently arrive broken. Also what the fuck happened to the super tall boys? How in the fuck have they not figured out direct sales yet? I would prefer to give them my money directly, and get the same products delivered every month, like I paid for.