u/GrammyTammy68

I won’t post a screenshot but MY GOD!!!! My heart dropped!!!!!!!

She has the boy UPSIDE DOWN on the concrete floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every week, we are going to have a Weekly OT thread. (Off-Topic from our SubReddit topic of Snarking)

Some ideas of comments to make on the thread for the week:

• Pics of our animals
  • Let's face it! It's a free way to get a dopamine rush!!!
• What's for dinner?
  • Did you try something new that is a MUST MAKE AGAIN? Share the recipe
  • Stuck in a rut and need new ideas
  • Have things in the pantry and not sure what to make from it?
• Advice
  • Kid advice
  • Animal advice
  • Partner won't quit snoring (umm let me start with a hint ... putting a pillow on their face is probably not a good idea... while it WILL stop their snoring? The legal system frowns on this idea for some reason??)
• Whatcha watching?
  • TV shows, movies, court cases (ummm that'd be me! I LOVE true crime and watch court cases "for fun")
• Whatcha reading
  • Must read books
  • Need an book idea
• Whatcha listening to
  • Music
  • Podcasts
  • Audiobooks
• How's the weather
• Vacation plans
• Cleaning
  • Need help organizing
  • Need help with cleaning/chores/organizing
• Working out / getting fit
• Ideas are ENDLESS

To try to make it easy to navigate:

1. Start your comment below with the base topic
   1. ie: DINNER IDEA NEEDED, or BOOK REC, or MOVIE
2. Reply to the comment / reply to the reply(ies)

IF we find that we are getting quite the OT thread going, we might make individual OT threads for each week (ie: OT Food, OT Entertainment, OT Pets)

REMINDER: Rules are still valid for this OT thread

1. All Kids are Off-Limits (no posting uncensored pics ... even of your own children) and kids are off-limits (so no icky threads about parenting in the wild, etc
2. Be KIND to each other
3. To far / don't be cruel about comments/replies / NO body shaming
4. NO misinformation
5. Censor any personal information
6. NO hate speech
7. NO politics / controversial topics

And as always... you can flag a comment/reply with "Hey Mods" and we will take a look at it! 😄

AND if you have NO interest in Off-Topic conversations? You can easily just avoid the thread 😄 I'm making a FLAIR for it as well

Every week, we are going to have a Weekly OT thread. (Off-Topic from our SubReddit topic of Snarking)

Some ideas of comments to make on the thread for the week:

• Pics of our animals
  • Let's face it! It's a free way to get a dopamine rush!!!
• What's for dinner?
  • Did you try something new that is a MUST MAKE AGAIN? Share the recipe
  • Stuck in a rut and need new ideas
  • Have things in the pantry and not sure what to make from it?
• Advice
  • Kid advice
  • Animal advice
  • Partner won't quit snoring (umm let me start with a hint ... putting a pillow on their face is probably not a good idea... while it WILL stop their snoring? The legal system frowns on this idea for some reason??)
• Whatcha watching?
  • TV shows, movies, court cases (ummm that'd be me! I LOVE true crime and watch court cases "for fun")
• Whatcha reading
  • Must read books
  • Need an book idea
• Whatcha listening to
  • Music
  • Podcasts
  • Audiobooks
• How's the weather
• Vacation plans
• Cleaning
  • Need help organizing
  • Need help with cleaning/chores/organizing
• Working out / getting fit
• Ideas are ENDLESS

To try to make it easy to navigate:

1. Start your comment below with the base topic
   1. ie: DINNER IDEA NEEDED, or BOOK REC, or MOVIE
2. Reply to the comment / reply to the reply(ies)

IF we find that we are getting quite the OT thread going, we might make individual OT threads for each week (ie: OT Food, OT Entertainment, OT Pets)

But for now... let's start here! 😄

REMINDER: Rules are still valid for this OT thread

1. All Kids are Off-Limits (no posting uncensored pics ... even of your own children) and kids are off-limits (so no icky threads about parenting in the wild, etc
2. Be KIND to each other
3. To far / don't be cruel about comments/replies / NO body shaming
4. NO misinformation
5. Censor any personal information
6. NO hate speech
7. NO politics / controversial topics

And as always... you can flag a comment/reply with "Hey Mods" and we will take a look at it! 😄

AND if you have NO interest in Off-Topic conversations? You can easily just avoid the thread 😄 I'm making a FLAIR for it as well

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Every week, we are going to have a Weekly OT thread. (Off-Topic from our SubReddit topic of Snarking)

I love hearing about everyone's "off-line" lives BUT I know now everyone is a social butterfly like me 😄 SO I mentioned having a weekly OT thread to MP and she agreed it might be a fun thing to have!!! 😄 (IF it gets to crazy, we might have to make them more often than once/week... but we will start with one/week for now!)

Some ideas I've had over the last week:

• Pics of our animals
  • Let's face it! It's a free way to get a dopamine rush!!!
• What's for dinner?
  • Did you try something new that is a MUST MAKE AGAIN? Share the recipe
  • Stuck in a rut and need new ideas
  • Have things in the pantry and not sure what to make from it?
• Advice
  • Kid advice
  • Animal advice
  • Partner won't quit snoring (umm let me start with a hint ... putting a pillow on their face is probably not a good idea... while it WILL stop their snoring? The legal system frowns on this idea for some reason??)
• Whatcha watching?
  • TV shows, movies, court cases (ummm that'd be me! I LOVE true crime and watch court cases "for fun")
• Whatcha reading
  • Must read books
  • Need an book idea
• Whatcha listening to
  • Music
  • Podcasts
  • Audiobooks
• How's the weather
• Vacation plans
• Cleaning
  • Need help organizing
  • Need help with cleaning/chores/organizing
• Working out / getting fit
• Ideas are ENDLESS

To try to make it easy to navigate:

1. Start your comment below with the base topic
   1. ie: DINNER IDEA NEEDED, or BOOK REC, or MOVIE
2. Reply to the comment / reply to the reply(ies)

IF we find that we are getting quite the OT thread going, we might make individual OT threads for each week (ie: OT Food, OT Entertainment, OT Pets)

But for now... let's start here! 😄

REMINDER: Rules are still valid for this OT thread

1. All Kids are Off-Limits (no posting uncensored pics ... even of your own children) and kids are off-limits (so no icky threads about parenting in the wild, etc
2. Be KIND to each other
3. To far / don't be cruel about comments/replies / NO body shaming
4. NO misinformation
5. Censor any personal information
6. NO hate speech
7. NO politics / controversial topics

And as always... you can flag a comment/reply with "Hey Mods" and we will take a look at it! 😄

AND if you have NO interest in Off-Topic conversations? You can easily just avoid the thread 😄 I'm making a FLAIR for it as well

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

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BULLET POINTS

J*NOTIS*me IG:

• Followers: DOWN 6,304 (thank you IG for starting to purge bots!)
• Subscribers DOWN 14 this week to 473
  • Reminder: There were 2745 suckers paying $2.99/month in Jan 2025
  • Current LOSS per month since Jan 2025 is $6796.27 (per MONTH)
  • Yearly? That's a loss of $81,555.24
  • OVER $81K per year (!!) LOST in just 16 months!!!
• What are subscribers getting for that $2.99/month?
  • They got NOTHING this week
  • From 1/1/26 to today --> 1 story, 18 posts, and 5 reels

Doogly-Doo-Doo

• Followers DOWN 1,370 (again... thanks IG!!)

HeckaClumpaSux

• Followers up 35 this week (I'm sure due to Today article)

GAG FB (GAG stands for Glow and Grow but ... yeah... )

• NO one joined (YAY) but NO one got smart and left either
• Just a reminder: Her income for *JUST* this group is $756/month (which equals $2268/quarter or $9072/year)

The BEST stat.....

OUR LITTLE CORNER OF REDDIT

+9 this week

We currently have 3956 in our snark family!!

Current milestones we are watching for?

• SUBS to be down to 446 (that will reflect 2300 people getting smart and taking back their $2.99/month!) Just 27 more to see the light!
• GAG down to 80
• REDDIT up to 4000 (just need 44 more to join us!)

Again...

WELCOME to anyone that found us this week!!!

and....

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL!

Whether you are raising/have raised humans, furkids, 4 legged-kids, creepy crawly kids,

OR...

are trying to be a Mama, have babies who may have gained their wings to soon, babies you carry close in your heart,

OR...

aunties, Godmoms, foster moms, neighbor to a child,

OR...

Dad's being Dad AND Mom....

I hope EVERYONE has a LOVELY day!!!!!!

Just a reminder. HRM MeMe has given us a LOT of absolutely infuriating content the last 2 days. And as usual? Most of it involves the children of course.

PLEASE remember to be cautious when talking about the children. It’s one thing to say something like “I’m disgusted she posted a video that has her 6yo son in a pull up!” (That’s placing snark/blame where snark/blame is due… on the parents for *posting a video with that in it).

But to say something like “Why is that child in a diaper at their age!?” is teetering to the forbidden territory of snarking on the child directly. (Not going to get into all the reasons some children wear pull-ups longer than others.) But a comment about *just the child, is where we have to be careful.

Other recent examples was the “modeling shoot” with HG. Same thing applies. To say it’s “terrible Jamie posted her daughter making suggestive faces” is ok but to say “<the child> is annoying” is not.

Sometime in the not too distant future, these children (and their peers) are going to start searching their name on the Internet and they’re going to find a LOT posted about themselves. Which in turn will mean they are going to be embarrassed / bullied / humiliated so badly.

I know … trust me … it’s a FINE line and I think I can speak for Mountain as well when I say I stare at some comments for a long time trying to decide what’s ok and what’s not because that line is SO fuzzy between snark parents / snark kids.

If she’d just take her children OFF her posts? Moderation would be so much easier!!!!! As would her children’s lives as preteens, teens, young adults, and adults. But since she won’t? We have to do OUR best to protect these children as best we can in our small space on the web!!!! :)

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BULLET POINTS

Me*NOTIS*me IG:

• Followers up +475 (after last week's "ORGANIC" gain of 13,524)
• Subscribers DOWN 9 this week to 487
  • Reminder: There were 2746 people paying $2.99/month in Jan 2025
  • Current Loss per month since Jan 2025 is $6754.41
  • Yearly? That's a loss of $81,052.92
  • OVER $81k per year LOST in just 16 months!
• What are subscribers getting for their $2.99/month currently?
  • They got ONE reel this week
  • 1/1/26 --> today? 1 story, 18 posts, and 5 reels
  • (at $2.99 per month? 4 months = $11.96 for 24 "subscriber only" things... that's about $0.50 for each super secret content)

Doogly-DooDoo's IG:

• Followers up 6 this week

ClumpaSUX IG:

• Followers up 8 this week

GAG FB (GAG stands for Glow and Grow but... well... 🤮)

• NO one joined (YAY) but also NO one got smart & left (idiots)
• Just a reminder: Her income for *JUST* this group is $756/month (which equals $2268/quarter or $9072/year)
• What are they getting for $27/qtr (or $9 a month)? NO clue but I can see on the info page there was ONE post today. WOW... golly gee... makes me sooooo envious of what HRM Jamie spewed out to the peasants

The best stat....

OUR LITTLE CORNER OF REDDIT:

+16 this week

We now have 3947 in our snarky little family

What little milestones we are waiting for???

• Subs down to 446 (that w/b a loss of 2300 since Jan 2025) -- just 41 more
• GAG members down to 80
• Our snark family up to 4000

I'm gonna post a comparison of something interesting I noticed today in the first comment

Ok... looking at the today DOT com website...

I have a terrible feeling that this big photoshoot could be to announce she's pregnant (or TTC)

I'm actually *hoping* it's about Clumpascam & NOT pregnancy!!!

I was thinking today of ways to keep our feed more organized. Figured if we had one thread a week for subscriber updates, that would be one way to help.

Every Sunday, I’ll start a new thread with the subscriber count when I upload the stats. I don’t have a screen shot from Sunday so I’ll just post the numbers this week! :)

Subscribers as/of Sunday April 26: 496

Stories 132 / Posts 120 / Reels 78

As you see a change in the subscriber #, add it as a comment below (either as just the number OR a screenshot … make sure to crop out/edit out the user icon!)

What is wrong with her? I kept hearing about the poop in the pool on various podcasts and how inappropriate it was, so I unblocked her. Now she’s running while chatting bc she can’t even take a mental health break without posting? And then she needs another employee? Wtf. I’m grossed out with her. Yes haters I can not watch her but this is fascinating that her family still supports her after she overshares and exploits her kids.