Lorenzo has decided that as my roommate left his property within plan sight, per the laws of the kingdom of Enzonia, he may take for himself what he pleases.
Today, it was my roommate’s ramen. He is clutching the actual bowl of ramen, nails in the plastic, refuses to relinquish goods. Prince Enzo also refuses to apologise, and is prepared to fend off all those who challenge him.
My boy CANNOT be left out of the potty party he’s sure I’m throwing every time I need the facilities. The loc on my bathroom door is broke and I haven’t bothered to change it yet. So he engages the handle an busts the door in like he’s making a dramatic entrance into a saloon. But this week he’s begun biting my bare buns. I don’t know whether to be offended, flattered, or carry a feline air of indifference? Bro has no boundaries…
To his credit though, he’s not a hypocrite. I’ve had to hold his tail up when he curls it really low during diarrhea episodes and he just looks at me, holding his tail while he does a poo like “Hi!! 👋😃”. Luckily he has now learned how to hold it up so I’m washing his “renaissance pants” far less frequently.