u/GigglemanEsq

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38 year old male, lived all over the country, currently in Delaware. Started out doing stockroom, receiving, and warehousing jobs at age 17, no high school diploma, all mininum wage or close enough to it. Got laid off end of 2008 when the recession hit and went to school; got my GED and my AA. Started working again in 2011 while finishing my AA, same type of work, before moving on to security, which I did while getting my BA and during law school.

Graduated law school in 2016 and got a job as a law clerk working for a trial court judge. Got into a law firm in 2017 and have been there ever since, doing workers' compensation defense. Made partner in summer of 2021, and then equity partner in summer of 2022.

It has been an absolutely wild ride, and I am super proud of my progression. I grew up very poor, and I often wonder what my parents would think of my success (they died a year apart when I was in law school). Can't wait to see what the next 20 years look like.

u/GigglemanEsq — 14 days ago

I would like to submit for consideration my list of the top ten illegal minds working today.

  1. Snoop Dogg. Gangsta recognize gangsta. Nuff said.

  2. Cardi B. Turning tricks and robbing men is peak illegal thinking.

  3. Donald Trump. No one has been more creative or successful in breaking the law. He has the best criminal tactics. Everybody says he knows more about breaking the law than career criminals. He once met a man on death row and they discussed illegal conduct, and the man said you know, after only 3.72 nanoseconds you have understood more about this concept than anyone else. True story.

  4. Harrison Ford. No one should be allowed to be that hot and that lacking in fucks to give. His brain is straight up criminal for allowing him to do whatever the fuck he wants.

  5. Hugh Jackman. The man is a menace and he must be stopped.

  6. Alina Habba. She counts as a top illegal mind because someone tried to jailbreak her brain and bricked it in the process, and she's been malpracticing ever since.

  7. Martha Stewart. Snoop's partner in crime. Absolute peak of kitchen criminality, and she steals the spotlight wherever she goes.

  8. Taylor Swift. She stole the entirety of football from heterosexual cisgender men. Brilliant. Devious. Evil. Fabulous.

  9. ChatGPT. The same level of intuition and intelligence as JD Vance, and comprised entirely of stolen data. A literal illegal mind.

  10. Kevin from the file room. He knows why.

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u/GigglemanEsq — 16 days ago