u/GiganticWhaler

Corey Perry you were on the Chicago Blackhawks when Seth Jones was there too……..why didn’t you pick Seth Jones Mommy too? Are you bedarded Mr. Perry?

Yes it’s me Corey Perry. I was wondering if you guys can drop some hot hockey moms in the comments that I can check out. I really need some pump and dump sessions for the off season. Hedman got depressed after I tried to get with his mom……soft AF 😜 !!!!! Please help your pal Corey!

Connor McDavid, I’m making a pitch for you to cum to Detroit. We promise you a night with your favorite movie star and all the pizza you want. We will also let you have this woman in this picture. She’s very good at releasing stress and can play with you when you want. If you don’t respond, I’ll take that this offer is perfect and you will be a future Redwings!!!!! 🥳