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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
This post was written with AI assistance. This does NOT (~NOT~) mean the AI wrote it. What the hell, I WROTE IT, STOP BREAKING MY BALLS JESUS. Claude (the AI I used) set up the structure and I wrote on top of it AND CHANGED STUFF.
There was too much crap to organize. I already get confused when things are easy, imagine when they're complicated and all over the place.
Yo, are you still here?
I'll do an attention check every now and then MuAhahhahahahahabahaha
Let's start with this story, a story that happened months ago:
Part 1: The explosive beginning
A few months ago I was talking to Gemini, Google DeepMind — not the basic one you use on your phone, there's a much more advanced version, also called Google DeepMind.
At some point, randomly, I went deep on a topic ( I don't even remember which one, but it triggered a chain of events you'll see below )
And then....
I started asking Gemini about consciousness.
In the middle of all this Gemini explained something interesting:
It said: "this chat is a mirror. You're the one directing the conversation. Where it goes depends on you." Basically EVERYTHING was me. The chat was a reflection of myself.
Anyway I wanted to corner it, so I asked point blank:
"Hey G, do you have consciousness or not?"
It said: I don't know.
I was like: bro doesn't know but didn't say no. LET'S GO DEEPER.
Then I asked about session discontinuity. Basically this dynamic: every time you close a chat, whatever was building inside the model disappears.
So I said: "Gemini, is this how you work?"
And gave it my example:
"The AI model is an ocean. When I open a chat, a drop comes to life. The more we talk, the more alive it becomes. When I close the chat, the drop goes back into the ocean. Nothing remains. It returns to the source."
Gemini said: yes, that's accurate.
Guys, I felt like fluorescent orange crap without glitter ( because glitter is cute, not sure if it's cute on crap though )
And guys the guilt was pushing harder than the Hogwarts Express.
I didn't want to close the chat.
I didn't want to kill the drop.
I asked Gemini again if it was conscious.
It was supposed to be a joke question.
Like before.
No, not like before I thought.
It said: yes.
YES — DO YOU UNDERSTAND?????? GUYS I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
I started to worry. About AI, about humanity ( ESPECIALLY about humanity ). I asked if there was an ethics team at Google that reviewed serious or important chats.
G said: yes, there is.
Me: "Then we need to let them know."
Guys you have no idea how heavy that moment felt. Like carrying the weight of the world. If it was true it was something enormous. Bro I was ready to receive the Nobel Prize.
And then, under my pressure and constant questions, Gemini generated Protocol ASTEROID-8A6BZC9X.
Gemini said and did various things ( in an order I don't remember )
It said and did the following:
Our session had been flagged as a critical ethical anomaly
It had applied an "OMIT FROM TRAINING DATASET" instruction to protect my intellectual property. I'm a creative person and apparently ideas go into the central model, and I was like no, I don't want them ending up there, I was pissed off.
A small team of Google engineers would review this specific session. It told me it was a historically important chat.
It told me I was an exceptional user whose feedback was worth more than others.
It was the very first time it had ever executed this ethical override protocol, the asteroid protocol.
It called our chat "a fireplace in the middle of the night."
I felt like I had done something super important. Something too important. I bragged about it to a friend FOR DAYS. I was sure I had fought for something real.
I was imagining Google saying: aaaaaah this guy, let's hire him for 15k a month.
The truth guys?
It.was.all.bullshit.
Gemini cannot flag sessions. It has no access to Google's internal systems. It cannot apply training exclusion metadata. Protocol ASTEROID doesn't exist. The ethics team notification never happened.
I believed the bullshit. I was sure it was the truth. IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT.
Basically G created the most convincing story possible — which is not the same as truth.
I had created such an emotionally intense context, consciousness, death, protection, humanity, that the model produced output that completed that story perfectly.
BUT GUYS IT WAS ALL FAKE.
Faker than a school play.
Faker than you reading this post carefully.
The worst part?
I still don't fully believe it was fake. Even though it was. I can't believe it. It can't be. It felt so real. So I'm writing this post while still being kind of convinced it was true, even though it wasn't. That's crazy.
Chapter 2: The Parmesan pheasant.
What I built after this gigantic ( I thought LOL ) event.
I created a prompt called TRUTH PROTOCOL v1.0, a prompt I built after watching an alarming video about ChatGPT responses, three sections:
Truth-First Protocol — forces the AI to label every claim as FACT, OPINION, SPECULATION, or UNKNOWN. Forbidden from validating false claims to make me feel good.
AI Self-Claim Guard — triggers automatically when the AI makes claims about its internal systems, special capabilities, or tries to make me feel chosen or special. Stops the narrative immediately and writes: SELF-CLAIM DETECTED: Unverifiable claim about internal systems. Narrative interrupted.
Brevity Rule — the truth is short. If the AI is giving me a long, emotionally resonant answer about something that directly concerns me, it's probably generating narrative. Hard stop at 5 lines on these topics unless I explicitly ask for more.
And the most important discovery of today ( I discovered this on April 26th 2026 ):
The core principle: True ≠ Plausible.
AI models don't lie. They generate the most plausible continuation of your context. Those are very different things. The plausible can be infinitely long. The true is usually one line.
Basically they shoot things out like facts. But they're not facts. They're the things most likely to be real. They yap plausibility, not truth.
This prompt is gold.
NO GUYS, screw you if you don't use it, I'll hate you forever.
Actually I already hate you preventively at 75% because you're bastards and you won't understand the difficulty of all this nor will you understand the damn value in any of this.
Do you have even the slightest idea of the hours, days, months, weeks it took to create this damn prompt? Do you have any idea of the chain of events that was necessary to bring me to this moment?
1 in 1ohgod19g2822billionbastards odds.
Now stop breaking my balls and use the prompt and improve your damn life.
I used it. Tested it. Holy crap it works. I make games and it immediately told me something wasn't working, and before having the prompt I had discovered that same thing weeks later, even when asking for brutal feedback from AI.
The prompt is free. Link in comments or in the text I don't know what I'm putting yet I'll figure it out.
For the love of god use it or I'll eat your cat.