Several years ago, I was experiencing some gastrointestinal issues. It was so bad, I resorted to using this medicine I got from my friend, who is a scientist at the top secret bio-lab.
After taking the meds, I was surprised to find it was very effective and the burning in my stomach was gone.
About a week later though, I began to feel very gassy and noticed my farts were very smelly like something died inside me.
It wasn't long before I began to constantly pass gas and I also noticed that as soon as I farted a visible cloud formed, which continued to grow exponentially every time I farted.
I also noticed that anyone or anything within the radius of the cloud, died.
This scared me so, I immediately contacted my scientist friend and he told me it was probably just a side effect of the meds.
Anyway weeks passed and the streets in my town were littered with bodies but those bodies began to reanimate.
My town with a population of 3,000, with nearly half the town dead, was quarantined.
My scientist friend notified me, that our town would be destroyed in order to contain it.
My town was eventually wiped off the map and I was taken to a research facility, where I still reside today.
Now, this bio-lab is marketing the medicine so, I am writing to whomever sees this as a caveat to not under any circumstance, take this medicine.
They are deliberately trying to start a Zombie Apocalypse so, be careful out there.