u/GasEmbarrassed3012

Made my own custom dialogue for a potential bath vs shower splatfest!

Pearl: Which is better a shower or a bath? Marina: Ooh, a hygienic battle! Pearl: Obviously showers. You just lather, rinse and GET OUT. Easy! Marina: But a hot bath is soooooo relaxing. Nothing beats taking a dip after a long day. Pearl: WHO WOULD WANT TO SIT BORED IN YOUR OWN FILTH? Marina: Hey, the bath isn't for washing, it's for soaking away the stress. Pearl: Your bathwater is probably filled to the brim with dirt! You stink!!! Marina: No I don't! Besides, in a bath, you can add things to make it even more relaxing! Pearl: I don't need to relax, I just need Thighs and Tentacles 2 in 1 Shampoo! Marina: In a bath, you can add bath salts or even better, bath bubbles! Pearl: WHY DO YOU LIKE BATH BUBBLES SO MUCH? Marina: They make the bath more relaxing, plus the bubbles enhance the experience and make it more fun. Pearl: You don't need fun you just need to GET CLEAN! Marina: You've never been to an onsen before, Pearl? Pearl: Why do onsens even exist? we all have a tub at home! Marina: But the geothermal heating and natural bubbles of the hot springs are perfect to take a bath in! Pearl: What about you at home? Are you obsessed over overpriced bubbles or prefer the right option?

(Onsen = Japanese public Bath)

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u/GasEmbarrassed3012 — 13 days ago