u/Funny_Or_Cry

Blazing sunshine, Sand, (and Sand Crabs! all puns intended)...REALLY?

TV and Media has made this out to be some kind of sexual NIRVANA. Then you discover burns, blisters and spend days digging sand out of crevices you didnt know you had.

Personally I blame you ladies who've chosen to facilitate over the years.
I mean come on, You know us dudes will have sex in a cardboard box down by the river.
STOP ENABLING US.

Like we're all of a sudden supposed to do ALL the planning for safe sex???