This kid cracks me up
I've been with my NF since before G13 was even a vague concept of "what about another baby?" She is hilarious, and tells me all the gossip from school, her crushes, stuff she isn't ready to tell her parents or just wants an extra perspective on, stuff like that.
I've answered questions and had honest talks about drugs/alcohol, puberty, sex, social issues, literally anything all 3 of the kids have ever wanted to ask me or talk about.
So tell me why I almost choked today when G13 said "wait why is this shirt funny" and showed me a shirt that said 'I don't argue with people who should have been swallowed' on it. I told her it's a sex joke, but left it at that but I could see her brain processing and when she realized she said "Oh! OH! Calm DOWN, ladies!" (She's been saying "calm DOWN, ladies" in response to anything even slightly scandalous the last two weeks).
And like...I absolutely would have understood that shirt when I was her age, so I shouldn't be shocked or anything that she also is aware of certain aspects of different sexual acts, but like...that's my baby! Who has been in my care since she came home from the hospital. Just crept up on me I guess.