u/Fulgarite

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The Ministry School Is To Real Life As......

I will expound on this very carefully......

The Ministry School, with it's "conversations" - currently re-emphasized by the Governing Bozos is highly similar to an extremely different presentation of social interaction.

Um.....Adult videos.

Just as there is no reality in "starting conversations" such as "have you ever wondered why God permits evil?" "why yes......"

The superficial, breezy, nature of these approaches cracks me up .......because it has the flimsy sort of premise One Would Encounter in cheesy Adult videos. Thus:

"Yes, stepson, I will "help" you" - or noting a tumescent condition

"Oh.....you can't go to school like that!" or

"He won't be home for hours......it's OK"

You get the idea.

I am now happy.......because if you are stuck attending this midweek bull sh*t, you won't be able to get this analogy out of your head - and you will fantasize accordlingly to avoid the boredom.

If my humble contribution on this site succeeds in its intent, a number of people in Kingdom Hall audiences this week wiil feel naughty smiles emerging, trying to stifle them.

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u/Fulgarite — 5 days ago