You know who you are. I know you started doing this about 2-3 months ago because this wasn't a problem until this year.
You go to the every Aldi in the vicinity but especially wipe out Madison, Hermitage, and West Nashville stores. When German week comes around you head there first thing in the morning and you take every. Fucking. Fruits of the Forest strudel. Get some self-discipline, my friends. Leave some for the rest of the kids.
I hope you get diabetes.
Envious yours -
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u/FrustrationsGalore — 16 days ago