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FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS DRESSED FOR AN INTERVIEW (not sure how he managed to get into that suit)

LAST WEEK, WE HAD A BIT OF CONFUSION, WHEN A NEW REDDIT DWELLER ASKED WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT, SOME OTHER DUDE PIPED IN ABOUT HOW THIS IS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN THAT THE MODS WILL SOON REMOVE. THANKS TO ALL OF THE REPLIES TELLING HIM HE'S WRONG, HE ALSO DELETED HIS ACCOUNT IN SHAME.

IT SEEMS SOME PEOPLE ARE UNABLE TO READ THE OP, OR THE SIDE BAR, OR ANYTHING REALLY, AND YET STILL PLAY A GAME THAT IS 95% TEXT, AND COMMENTS IN A THREAD THAT IS ALSO ALL TEXT. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE REALLY.

SO HERE'S THE DEETS : THIS RAGE THREAD HAS BEEN A WEEKLY THING FOR 484 WEEKS. THAT'S OVER 9 YEARS, COUNT THEM. STARTED IN JANUARY 2017, JUST AFTER PATCH 3.5.

ABOUT 2 YEARS LATER, I WAS OFFERED TO TAKE THE DAILY STICKY ON FRIDAYS AS WELL, ALTHOUGH IT WAS UNDERSTOOD THAT IT'D GET SUPERCEEDED BY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE LIVE LETTERS FOR EXAMPLE.

I ALSO WON 'BEST SUBREDDIT USER' TWICE THANKS TO THE WEEKLY THREAD, THIS CONTEST HASN'T BEEN RAN FOR A FEW YEARS NOW, BUT I APPRECIATE THE ATTENTION GREATLY.

I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW IDEAS TO BRING INTO THE THREAD, LIKE THE WEBCOMICS AND GARFIELDS I RAN FOR YEARS BEFORE. I MAKE AN EFFORT TO HAVE EACH RAGE THREAD OP BE UNIQUE AND ADAPTED TO THE CURRENT EVENTS.

SO NO, IT'S NOT A MENTAL BREAKDOWN, IT'S A WELL KNOWN FEATURE, SO BRING OUT YOUR ANGER, AND ENJOY THE COMPANY.

HERE TO STAY RULES :

  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : BRING IN THE QUESTIONS), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF TIRED AMA PANELISTS

  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS >!WON'T GET ANY OF THEIR QUESTIONS ANSWERED!<

  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

u/FranckKnight — 7 days ago