u/ForbiddenCarrot18

I'll be going to the land of corn, where corn is every bit as corny as the personalities of the people that farm corn. Ah, corn. The joys of corn. Gotta love corn. Endless fields of corn. Amber waves of corn. I think I need to learn the intricacies of corn in order to understand the denizens of Iowa better.

Also guess which county I'm from for extra brownie points.