u/FluidWitness1557

I feel the need to clarify that this was nearly 16 years ago at this point. I was a rebellious little asshole & was very anti-religion, very antisocial. I used to visit this church occasionally as well, wearing white out contact lenses & makeup (I'm a guy)

I don't know exactly what made me do this other than I must have thought it was funny. I was "enjoying myself" in the lockable disabled restroom anyway, & for WHATEVER reason, I decided to expel my splooge all over the door handle & leave. I'm not sure if nobody noticed, or what, but it's not like I didn't stand out if they were looking for the weirdo. Thankfully I've changed since then (although that's a pretty low bar lol)