To mn aur meri 2 sakhiyan as per our usual routine Monday night ko university se sec15 gaye the aur vaha se khaana kha k vaapis he aarhe the, ke a middle aged man with a huge stomach, white beard approaches us, he was a sardar uncle. He starts talking to us and asks "Are you guys doctors?" Initially all three of us are dumbfounded. He repeats his question and my friend answers " no but we do study in a certain medical based stream".
He starts telling us about how he can read people's kundli and almost predict their future. He opened his phone gallery to show us a picture of him and Navpreet kaur apparently a 2017 miss india participant, apparently he already told her about how she'll be reaching miss india.
He introduced himself as an mba professor at nmims, he asks us about our birth details. I know it is lowkey dumb on our part but doobte ko tinke ka sahara, apni one sided prem kahani ke dard se majboor I tell him my birth details, he tells me three things about me past , all three spot on correct!!! Tells me I have excellent stars to pursue civil services and tells me to stay away from my ek tarfa pyaar.
My friends do the same and share their details, he was 80% correct on their part and tells them to stay away from their love interests too. He takes our phone numbers and leaves
Next day I receive a call, where he tells me how badly he wants to help me because I'm one of the purest people he's ever seen, I find it a bit weird, he asks me about my ek tarfa pyaar wala rona dhona, I tell him lies and he says I can see it in your stars, he starts blaming him and saying bad stuff about him. Thenn... HEAVY EMPHASIS HERE.... He tells me to not tell any of my two friends that I had a Convo with him. I find it weird.
I received another call next morning, I had a slight back pain and I used it as an excuse to deny when he asked to meet me. I received another call on the same evening where he told me he purchased a massaging gun for me and he wanted to give it to me. I lied and told him I am unable to walk, it was around 8pm yesterday. He says that by 10 pm I should meet him alone... without telling any of my friends that I'm talking to him, because apparently all girls are jealous of me.
I tell my friends about this Entire scenario and ask them to place a call on their behalf, as if they are desperately in need of some guidance.
She calls him and addresses him as uncle, I used to address him as Sir, he goes on to correct her and say "Ay why are you calling me uncle I'm not even married yaar" (excuse me!...if anything you look atleast 5 years older than our fathers)
He tells her the same shit to come meet him in sector 15 without telling any of us since we are jealous, and she should come alone
End of the story: we block him.
Can't necessarily call him pedo though, we are all about 20-21 years old, but still creepy enough