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'Time with Mime' - A Fanfiction

"Okay, Mime, it's time!" Russell said, as his cock frots against Mime's.

Mime squealed but covered his mouth, realizing he broke character.

Russell started slathering lubricant on his cock while trying to stimulate his prostate with the other, except that hand is a hook. Uh oh! Rectal bleeding! That's not good! And then Lumpy turned back INTO a dinosaur and beat the piss out of Russell. He screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOO!"

"YOU DO NOT FUCK MY MIME", Lumpy said. "Wha-Why not?"  said Russell

"HE'S MINE!!" Lumpy said

Then Nutty turned INTO the Giant Red Spot, and started screeching and screaming "I'M NUTTING SO HARD!1!1 AUUUUUUUHHHH!!! FUCK!1!1!"

The raccoon bros, Lifty and Shifty, intentionally activate the smoke alarm as a prank, but they get their shit rocked too.

"I OWN YOU ALL!!!!" Lumpy said.

Then Russell and Mime dart to the bathroom and turn the shower on, and Lumpy breaks down the door with his axe. To be continued...

Chapter Two - New Beginnings

"WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS WITHOUT A FELLOW DINOSAUR FRIEND, HUH?!"

"Yar! AVAST, LANDLUBBER!!"

"DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY, I AM A DINOSAUR, YOU ARE JUST AN INSOLENT LITTLE OTTER!"

*Mime drops the soap and bends down to pick it up, and Russell's good eye darts between the two other guys, but gives in to his urges and fucks Mime while grinning at Lumpy*

Chapter 3 - Fuckin' a Lock

Then, in the basement, Petunia was giving Handy a blowjob and riding his cock, completely dominating him, and then his semen gushes into her mouth. Petunia gurgles, but calls Handy 'Mommy's good boy, and he blushes from it.

Splendid the Flying Squirrel fucks Giggles' corpse in another room, and Flippy peeks in. "Hey man, you alri- What the hell are you doing?!"

"It's what she would have wanted" said Splendid

"Man, what the fuck is you talking about?" said Flippy. *He flips out and beats the absolute vomit out of Splendid in graphic detail. He tries to combat it with his laser eyes, but Flippy carves Splendid's eyes out, yanks his tail out with a razor, dissects both of his arms, and then cries when looking at Giggles' corpse, because it's clear that she was one of his best friends.*

Chapter 4 - Husk of Musk

Disco Bear flirts with Flaky, who screams and stabs him with a torn off scooter handle out of fear.

Cub has aged up and uses Pop's computer, "WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL?!?!" Cub screams, Pop rushes in, saying, "What's wrong, sonny?" "THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!!" said Cub "Uh, well, ya see, sonny, that's private.." Pop said, sheepishly. "DAD, IT'S NOT PRIVATE, IT'S RIGHT THERE!! IT LITERALLY SAYS "DADA'S JERK SESSIONS!! WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!"

Rudy the mountain goat fixes something on a computer, while Tricksy the ferret keeps screaming about "WILL MINECRAFT'S PLAYER COUNT STAY UP OR WILL IT GO DOWN?!" and Cro-Marmot develops a stroke, because it was not ice cream truck India Minecraft Steve head Tel Aviv Mesopotamia GTA V cars driving down ramps and falling into city Bloxd,io Easter Hank kill Tricky egg -> Big Yahu Luigi drawer  Pixel Man from Pixel Gun 3D and the Survivor from Pixel Combat Zombies Strike respect moment enough. Tricksy says "Bro did not have the dih or the clihh or the bahhlz to handle that brainrot. 🥀 "

"Okay, Mime, it's time!" Russell said, as his cock frots against Mime's.

Mime squealed but covered his mouth, realizing he broke character.

Russell started slathering lubricant on his cock while trying to stimulate his prostate with the other, except that hand is a hook. Uh oh! Rectal bleeding! That's not good! And then Lumpy turned back INTO a dinosaur and beat the piss out of Russell. He screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOO!"

"YOU DO NOT FUCK MY MIME", Lumpy said. "Wha-Why not?"  said Russell

"HE'S MINE!!" Lumpy said

Then Nutty turned INTO the Giant Red Spot, and started screeching and screaming "I'M NUTTING SO HARD!1!1 AUUUUUUUHHHH!!! FUCK!1!1!"

The raccoon bros, Lifty and Shifty, intentionally activate the smoke alarm as a prank, but they get their shit rocked too.

"I OWN YOU ALL!!!!" Lumpy said.

Then Russell and Mime dart to the bathroom and turn the shower on, and Lumpy breaks down the door with his axe. To be continued...

Chapter Two - New Beginnings

"WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS WITHOUT A FELLOW DINOSAUR FRIEND, HUH?!"

"Yar! AVAST, LANDLUBBER!!"

"DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY, I AM A DINOSAUR, YOU ARE JUST AN INSOLENT LITTLE OTTER!"

*Mime drops the soap and bends down to pick it up, and Russell's good eye darts between the two other guys, but gives in to his urges and fucks Mime while grinning at Lumpy*

"Okay, Mime, it's time!" Russell said, as his cock frots against Mime's.

Mime squealed but covered his mouth, realizing he broke character.

Russell started slathering lubricant on his cock while trying to stimulate his prostate with the other, except that hand is a hook. Uh oh! Rectal bleeding! That's not good! And then Lumpy turned back INTO a dinosaur and beat the piss out of Russell. He screamed "WHAT THE FUCK?! NOOOO!"

"YOU DO NOT FUCK MY MIME", Lumpy said. "Wha-Why not?" said Russell

"HE'S MINE!!" Lumpy said

Then Nutty turned INTO the Giant Red Spot, and started screeching and screaming "I'M NUTTING SO HARD!1!1 AUUUUUUUHHHH!!! FUCK!1!1!"

1 obscure fact for every happy tree friends internet episode, part 1 (E1-E6) 1. Spin Fun Knowin' Ya - This is the first and only episode to have a Special Pop Corn Video, which is just a fancy name for what would later go on to become Blurbs. 2 - House Warming. Petunia doesn't die in this episode, as Kenn Navarro confirmed the OK sign meant Petunia was still alive despite her injuries. 3 - Helping Helps, This is one of the three episodes that was released in the 20th century, Banjo Frenzy does NOT count because it's an Irregular episode. 4, Crazy Ant-ics. Due to a production mistake, this episode runs at 12 FPS instead of the Season 1 standard of 8 FPS. 5. Havin' a Ball - This is one of two episodes where Pop dies before Cub, the other being Stealing the Spotlight. 6. Water You Wading For - The creators said this episode is one of their favorites because Rhode Montijo had to act like a whale for the scene where Cuddles is crushed by a whale. (P2: E7-E13), 7. Nuttin' Wrong With Candy - When Nutty scowls at the vending machine, his lazy eye changes to a Pac-Man pupil. 8. Wheelin' and Dealin' - This is one of five Season 1 episodes to have a moral that relates to the episode, the others being Nuttin' but the Tooth, Water You Wading For, Mime and Mime Again, and Sweet Ride, 9. Pitchin' Impossible - When the ball bounces, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of the old Mondo Mini Shows logo, from 1998-2012. 10. Stayin' Alive - Peter Hermann, Disco Bear's V.A, once said "Oranges and bananas." on set, when the crew told him that the characters can't speak real words, they still included it because they thought it was funny. 11. Treasure Those Idol Moments - This is one of four episodes to not have a closing iris. The others are Hello Dolly, Idol Curiosity, Happy Trails Pt.1, and Double Whammy Pt.1, 12. Chip Off the Ol' Block - There is a deleted scene where Pop notices Cub's corpse and lights it ablaze to get rid of the evidence. This was deleted because of the intent. Pop was actively and consistently (That's surprising that I called HTF consistent for once, eh?) malicious. 13 - Nuttin' but the Tooth. To be honest, I could NOT find any interesting obscure trivia. Skip. (Pt 3. E13-E20) 14. Hide and Seek - This is one of ten Season 1 episodes with no quick shot (Quick Shots are when it randomly jumpcuts to a different scene for a split second) in it, the others are House Warming, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Pitchin' Impossible, Off the Hook, Meat Me For Lunch, Sweet Ride, You're Bakin' Me Crazy, It's a Snap!, and Happy Trails Pt.1, 15. Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Russell is referred to as Russell the Pirate solely in this episode, every future appearance simply just uses Russell. 16. Boo Do You Think You Are - This is one of four episodes to have a question mark in the title, the other three are Snow What? That's What!, Who's to Flame?, and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, 17. Mime and Mime Again - This is the only Internet episode Mime has survived, this is obscure because you have to check all the other 39 episodes Mime appears in to prove this, and I CAN. 18. You're Bakin' Me Crazy - This is the first episode where Lumpy's 'moose knuckle' is seen. This is obscure because you have to watch the Blurb to prove this, 19. Tongue Twister Trouble - This is the only character debut episode to be age restricted. 20. Meat Me For Lunch - This is one of the few times that the Raccoon Bros (Lifty and Shifty) have a good reason to steal, because the food in their fridge had run out prior.

Happy Tree Friends False Alarm OST origins (HD)

Main Theme - Most episodes, at the beginning

Off the Hook - The Wrong Side of the Tracks (4:10-4:17)

Helping Hands - Don't Yank My Chain, during the sequence where Handy is flung around by the speeding train.

False Alarm - A Hole Lotta Love, when Pop gets his grip on the drill's control stick while in the air.

Crazy Antics (or Ant-ics) - Home Is Where The Hurt Is, when Lumpy's cubed remains fall onto Petunia's head (at 4:38)

This Is Your Knife - Easy For You to Sleigh, during the scenes where Mime's 'house' is seen.

This Is Your Knife (Nutty) - Chew Said a Mouthful, after the title cards.

Eye Candy - Wishy Washy, after the title cards.

Others (House themes, Lunch theme) - Unclear, but they don't matter as much because they're more secondary tracks.