▲ 97 r/TwoSentenceHorror
Strapped to a gurney, cords pouring out of my skull like hair, I watch as a man pulls out a small disc labeled “Billy Mays”.
Electric shocks commence, “my“ muscles tense, “my“ eyes roll upward in pain, “my” mouth starts screaming “Billy Mays here with a special Neuralink offer!”
u/FlatDelivery4639 — 5 days ago