Funny birth stories
I’m talking to a friend of mine and we are laughing about our birth stories, of course while it was happening it wasn’t funny but now we have a laugh about it and I can’t wait to guilt trip my daughters when they are older lol
What was yours?
Mine was:
2nd baby I was in a stupid amount of pain during contractions and couldn’t even speak, the midwife told my husband “I think she is trying to say something to you” and he leaned closer as I was mumbling something for the third time and he couldn’t hear me so he got even closer and I basically screamed at his face “STOP EATING MY LOLLIES!!!” I’ve planned and curated a selection of lollies to give me energy and he was so nervous he started binge eating it
3rd baby: she was sunny side up which is extremely painful, I felt like every bone of my back was slowly breaking in half, I was screaming like proper horror movie, I don’t even remember what I said but probably cursed like a tradie with a lot of c words flying around. After my beautiful baby was born the pain immediately stopped so I just held her and went back to normal human form again, looked around and asked “what?” while everyone looked like they needed therapy after what just happened