u/Fit_Caterpillar_7018

Guys, it’s over.

I’ve peaked in life. Iron 2. No aim. No game sense. My teammates call me “walking ult orb.”

But yesterday… I picked up someone’s Kuronami 2.0 Vandal.

And for 3 rounds straight… I became him.

Headshots. Confidence. Aura. My enemies started typing “who is this guy??”

Then the round ended… and so did my dreams.

Now I’m back to my default vandal, spraying like I’m watering plants.

So I did what any financially irresponsible gamer would do —
I built a donation website.

Yes. A whole website. For a skin.

👉 https://radiante-fund.vercel.app/

Features include:

  • A “Copium Inhale” button (currently being abused)
  • Emotional damage
  • My dignity slowly disappearing in real-time

If I reach my goal, I promise:

  • I will still whiff
  • But I will whiff in style

If you don’t donate:
I will continue playing ranked.
You might queue with me. Think about that.

Help save ranked.

🙏

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u/Fit_Caterpillar_7018 — 14 days ago