Give your most embarrassing story.
I’ll start. My husband had a kidney stone that he had been waiting to pass. Anyhow, in a separate matter I was giving him a BJ, I was doing a “deeply” good job is you catch my drift. As he got close to the ending, I felt something come out in my mouth, it was a stone of some sort. Then it hit me, I was SO PROUD because I was like “wow, I’m that good I just sucked my husband’s kidney stone out” I was on cloud 9 showing it to my husband. He asked to see it and I was like yeah, of course! Upon closer inspection and smelling it, touching it, squishing it, he said it was a tonsil stone. I had never even heard of tonsil stones before? I didn’t know they existed. I was initially in denial in that moment bc I have excellent oral hygiene, no cavities, but when I also smelled it/touched it, I was disgusted. I cried, still in denial. But yeah. It was my tonsil stone. I can kinda laugh about it now.