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▲ 110 r/minnesotaunited

TO ALL THE MOTHERS. THANK YOU. AND TO ALL YOU LOONS MUTHAS. LETS GET HYPED. ITS MATCH DAY. ITS MOTHERS DAY. ITS A DAY OF DOMINATION AT ALLIANZ FIELD.

YOU WANT TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE?
ON MOTHER’S DAY?
THE DAY WE HONOR THE WOMEN WHO MADE US WHO WE ARE?
BOLD CHOICE, VERDE. BOLD. CHOICE.

SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW A MOM IS GETTING A REALLY MEDIOCRE SLICE OF TOAST. ROOM TEMPERATURE COFFEE. AND A CARD THAT TOOK 4 MINUTES TO PICK OUT.
SHE DESERVES MORE.
SHE DESERVES A LOONS WIN.

WE KNOW AUSTIN FC PLAYERS HAVE MOMS TOO.
AND THOSE MOMS ARE WATCHING.
AND THOSE MOMS ARE ABOUT TO WATCH THEIR BABIES GET COOKED.
WE ARE SORRY AUSTIN MOMS.
YOUR BOYS ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

LOONS BY A MILLION. FOR ALL THE MOTHERS!!!

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u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 4 days ago
▲ 19 r/minnesotaunited

The schedule thus far has been pretty intense. It’ll be interesting to see how the whole season plays out, but considering the latest Power Rankings and our wins and losses - I’m bullish on this season.

IM HYPED.

POWER RANKINGS

u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 14 days ago
▲ 57 r/minnesotaunited

WHO ARE WE PLAYING TONIGHT?

IT DOESNT MATTER.

MNUFC IS COMING TO TOWN.

GET HYPED.

GET THE DETHLOON READY.

LOONS BY A MILLION.

WHATS YOUR BOLDEST PREDICTION AND BEST HYPE ZINGER?

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u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 16 days ago
▲ 110 r/minnesotaunited

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? LAFC. LAFC WHO? EXACTLY.

ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY FOR THE DETH LOON. COME ON YOU REBEL LOONS. GET HYPED.

WHATS YOUR BEST PREDICTION?!?!

WHATS YOUR ZINGIEST ZINGER?!?!

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u/Financial_Buy_1108 — 19 days ago