Pata hai aaj kya hua
So I had an urgent meeting, no tickets available… and boom—ended up boarding a GENERAL COACH.
At first, it felt like I signed up for a survival reality show:
Standing and Sweating and Questioning life decisions
Somehow… SOMEHOW… I secured a “seat” (read: 0.5 cm of wood where only one cheek could exist at a time). But the window view? 10/10. Nature said, “I got you bro.” 🌄✨
Just when I started romanticizing life…
ENTER: A JOINT FAMILY OF 18.
Not kidding. EIGHTEEN.
They didn’t enter the compartment… they expanded into it.
Kids everywhere. Bags everywhere. Humanity everywhere.
And me? Still guarding my half-butt seat like it’s ancestral property 🫠
BUT WAIT… plot twist.
There was this girl 👀
Early 20s maybe… and brooooo she was giving me ATTENTION.
Like… not normal attention… premium subscription attention 😭✨
Eye contact. Smiles. Repeat.
At this point my brain:
“Bro this is your moment. Don’t mess this up.”
So I decided—yes, I will give her my number.
Smooth. Confident. Cinematic. 🎬
Reality:
Kids playing at 3 AM like it’s IPL final.
Noise level: jet engine.
Romance level: buffering… ⏳
Mission failed. Number not delivered.
Morning comes…
She gives me a BIG smile again.
My heart: restart successful ❤️
Then comes the real interview round 😭
Her grandfather and I start discussing politics—
And guess what? He was IMPRESSED.
Like I unlocked “good boy candidate” achievement 🏆
Then her mom joins…
And goes full HR mode:
- “What do you do?”
- “Salary?”
- “Caste?” 🤡
I answered everything like I’m applying for UPSC.
Then I said: “I’m 23.”
She smiled…
BUT MY GIRL’S SMILE… slightly faded 😭💔
At that moment I realized…
I might have just aged 10 years in her eyes.
Now we’re about to get down from the train…
And I’m here thinking—
Do I go and talk to her?
Or do I just walk away like a side character in my own love story? 🥲
Please tell me gng