The REAL reason for Manon’s hiatus
Guys this is real, I heard this from my sister’s boyfriend’s mom’s hairdressers’ niece’s teacher’s dentist, who happens to also be Missy’s dentist.
Haven’t you heard? Missy’s the internet girl, so she’s getting promoted. This is because HxG just LOVES the direction she put the group in. But, that raised the question, who will replace her as the group’s manager? Hybe was searching for a replacement for months, but just couldn’t find someone who would go hard like they’re robbing the Louvre (just like Missy.) But one day, Manon wore her hair in a bun, and an assistant thought she was Missy. She was led to the Katseye control room (which is real I went there). She didn’t know what she was doing, and she thought she would mess it up and make a million mistakes. But, she did it her way, and did amazing! She met with songwriters, and wrote the perfect catchy tagline for internet girl (eat zucchini). She also picked out the cutest Coachella outfits (Weekend 2!!!), and found a new publicist for the group (Harry Daniels). Even if it was a mistake at first, HxG knew she would be the perfect replacement for missy.
She is on hiatus because she is now in training to fully take over for Missy. Missy wanted a last great publicity stunt, so she came up with the drama of the hiatus. Manon is learning and now knows that the hiatus was actually genius, because all press is good press. I hope this calms everyone down!