
u/Feaselbf6

Richard Simmons counted calories. Keith Richards counted lucky escapes
u/Feaselbf6 — 10 hours ago
▲ 115 r/AnimalsBeingDerps
Note to self: never cross a turtle, they be holding grudges
u/Feaselbf6 — 11 hours ago
▲ 1.7k r/FuckImOld
Kids today would never survive grandma’s smoke-filled living room🥹
u/Feaselbf6 — 18 hours ago
Noah really should’ve sent a reminder text
u/Feaselbf6 — 18 hours ago
Pigeons: We prefer our garbage bland, thanks.
u/Feaselbf6 — 18 hours ago
Priorities: Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory
u/Feaselbf6 — 1 day ago
When imagination did most of the entertaining
u/Feaselbf6 — 1 day ago
The goodest boy and his emotional support duck
u/Feaselbf6 — 3 days ago
The dog said ‘please just throw the ball instead
u/Feaselbf6 — 3 days ago
▲ 162 r/boopthesnoot
I came for the tennis ball and stayed for the photo shoot “Monte”
u/Feaselbf6 — 3 days ago
Did you play with sparklers? Just a normal Gen X kid experiencing quality parenting with a 2,000 degree Fahrenheit sparkler and a lit cigarette above it’s head
u/Feaselbf6 — 4 days ago