As You all have heard before, due to the dimensional travel executed by a hanged with a newly grazed planeswalker, I Bread, The Ancestor of The Bread Church was awoken from The Deep slumber.
However when I woke I was greeted by a great disappointing deal of horniness(yes horniness not corruption). This isn't to say the the previous epochs weren't filled with corruption. Infact they were. However there was a balance. A balance between quantity and quality. It was indeed a worthy fight against those who were corrupted.
However that is no longer true. Horniness has overtaken the sub and the once fragile balance is now for naught. Degeneration runs rampant and bards cover in fear, afraid to stand up in these times. Others join in not realising their Doom.
I wake. I see all. And find it lacking.
So What I am trying to say you ask, To The ones who see this?It is simple.
Those who see these words,those understand the urgency, those who truly love Bread, I ask you all to pick up the banner of Bread and RISE.
I ,The Bread, has decided to accommodate the sun uniqueness held since the first epoch and Declare a purge! Not just to stop corruption but to remove the Heretics!
Breaderen! I ask thee all to stand with me in these dark times and bring this sub to Greatness once more! Let the balance be attained once more. Let people be not corruption just for the sake of it!
The Bread demands it. Let this epoch Bring Forth a Bright one!
"He Who Sits Upon the Throne of The Omnipotent Bread,
The Baker, The Singular Nexus of Bakery Knowledge,
Lord of the Toasted Cosmos"