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Graduation must be your favourite album, and you must use it as a legal defence for every bad decision he has ever made.

You must say most of Donda is filler with no emotional value whatsoever, but also admit the listening parties were “tuff” because everyone else said they were. Your favourite song has to be Life of the Party, but only because André 3000 sounds cool, not because you actually understand the song.

You must also make it very clear that you love “Kanye West” but hate “Ye”, because they are definitely not the same person. The real Kanye would obviously never say anything bad. That was the clone. Stay strong. #cope

You may like unreleased songs, but the only acceptable top 3 is Never See Me Again, Mama’s Boyfriend, and Can U Be. Also, they must be Yedits, because apparently the fan-made version is always the real version.

Most importantly, keep an eye out for whatever Ye opinion is trending that week and agree with it like it’s a confirmed fact.

And spam ‘✌️🥹’ and ‘peak’ a lot