u/ExaminationNarrow404

Power: You are granted a hyper-intimidating aura. Animals and humans alike instinctively and fear and obey you. This influence can be resisted by people and animals with exceptional self-confidence, but 99% of creatures will bend to your will, to one extent or another. However, those who choose this will find its corrupting influence difficult to combat. Genuine trust, friendship or love may be impossible to feel or maintain.

Wisdom: You gain a personal relationship with an omnipotent, benevolent God. If you pray to it, it will occasionally give you perfect, world-changing advice/insight. However, it does not care about your personal happiness or success. This God is using you to make the world a better place.

Courage: Your body gains the ability to produce, and process a potent adrenaline-like stimuli when in dangerous or challenging situations. Your strength, agility, reflexes, flexibility and perception are all maximized to superhuman levels while you are extremely stressed.

1.	🔥 Fire manipulation — a lighter-sized flame comes out of your dominant pointer finger. That’s it. That’s the power.

2.	🦴Fall damage off — You feel every impact fully, you just always walk away fine. Jumping out of a plane will still suck, but you’ll be okay (just minor cuts and scrapes).

3.	😴 Perfect sleep — You fall asleep exactly when you want to, wake up exactly when you want to. Your REM cycles are optimized for maximum rest, and you always have a memorable dream (but you can still have nightmares). 

4.	👅 Lie detection — When someone lies to you, their tongue appears black (only to you). You don’t know what they’re lying about or which detail is the lie. But you’ll know that they are purposefully not telling you the full truth. 

5. 🧠 Sensory shut-off — You can turn off any of your 5 senses at will. Your remaining senses sharpen to compensate. Turn off 4, and your last remaining sense will be genuinely superhuman, until the rest are turned back on.

A) Trump and Eminem have been beefing on Twitter for weeks and it finally escalates into a fully sanctioned rap battle, airing live on Fox this Saturday. Trump has Kid Rock ghostwriting his verses and Tom MacDonald coaching his delivery. The world is watching, but nobody knows what Marshall has been cooking up in the studio.

B) Pope Leo XIV is visiting his hometown of Chicago when he buys a single Powerball ticket on a whim and wins $1 Billion. Catholics worldwide are calling it an undeniable miracle. The bigger question on everyone’s mind; what does the Pope do with a billion dollars?

C) NASA confirms a 9th planet orbiting beyond Neptune. Early scans suggest liquid water on the surface. Scientists are scrambling and the press conference is tomorrow.

D) A perfectly intact metal capsule the size of a small car survives entry through our atmosphere and slams into the ground. It’s made of an alloy stronger than anything ever recorded. Inside is a single letter that reads: “Good luck.”