Saw some younguns and couldn't control myself
Yesterday was comedk s1 and I run a cafe close to the centre
So yesterday as I was scouting for potential customers I saw a guy arrive with his dad to the centre clearly sleep deprived🥱. We're talking full sulking body, red eyes, dark circles, eye bags and all the sorts. Then I saw the guy spot a girl who looked pretty ig. I'm too old to look at teenage girls. But I saw the guy's eyes light up and like some spell all his symptoms vanished. Like his posture got straight, his eye bad literally vanished into thin air, the dark circles regaining colour in real time. It was straight magic 🪄 and I knew I was witnessing some love story out of the books.
Fast forward to after the exam, I saw the same two people enter my cafe, holding hands and whispering into each other's ears. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 😭
So like an unassigned wingman I chose to change the bgm and put on some romantic music. Like slow ballroom
Then I heard the guy say, "I will get into eye eye tea Bamboo kabutar science have a peacefullyf in bangalore and marry her, rv kids with her". 😬
Like is this guy serious? Can somebody tell him he js said allat aloud? And how can I hear typos from his literal voice? How does that even work?
But I saw the girl stay unfazed, still looking into his eyes and holding his hands. Witnessing that I knew for sure that they couldn't fell for each other more than that 🥀🥀
But like some bollywood villain I saw some guy in an e saral uniform clearly seething at the sight and call their dads 👺
Next think ik their dads are taking them away from each other while they are struggling to get out of their grasps and embrace each other, tears welling in their eyes 🥹
So like a responsible self designated wingman I put on the classic "pyarr kiya toh Darna kya, pyarr kiya toh nibhana"
I saw them wave toward each other and haven't heard from them since. I hope they are still together and carry on their beautiful story