Shadow: Sirl Zac asks “Why do you have chest fur and Sonic doesn’t? Is it because Sonic is less manly than you are?”
Sonic: Oh come on, they did not ask that last part.
Shadow: On my honor. Yes, Sirl Zac, I’m more of a man than Sonic will ever be.
Sonic: Ok, first off, we’re hedgehogs, and I just like to keep it clean cut! Makes me more aerodynamic so I can keep running laps around you.
Tails: Do you seriously think having more hair makes you more manly, Shadow?
Shadow: Why of course, Tails. In fact Sonic, your little buddy even has chest fur, so even he’s more manly than you.
Tails: So by that logic, I’m more manly than you since I have a beard and you don’t.
Sonic starts laughing uncontrollably.
Shadow: I… (grits teeth) guess you’re right, Tails…
Tails: And what about Eggman? He has a mustache, so-
Eggman: Oh no! Leave me out of this.
Tails: Oh. Alright. Thanks for the question, Sirl Zac.