To whom it may concern,
After last night's game, I was truly inspired to declare for the NBA draft. I submitted my letter and decided it would be best if the Pistons didn't draft me, but signed me afterwards. I am 5'7" and 125 pounds. Clearly, I am not built like other players in the league. Also, I'd arguably make the game more entertaining than whatever I've been watching. I also think there's a chance the Lakers draft me because they're not an NBA team, more-so entertainment (think WWE) and would hop on the opportunity to market an absolute 5'7", 125lb unit. In that case, the Pistons may consider using a pick on me (or other teams) for that matter. I decided this is less delusional than signing Duren anything over what Wendell Carter Jr. makes and best for the league in a marketing sense.
Thanks,
Empty_Hospital3715