u/Emotional_Pop_Stone

She brings me coffee and the first words out of her mouth are: “I had the craziest dream last night. We were eating oysters”

Me: we were eating oysters in my dream too!

Her: that’s weird. So after we were done eating I look in the mirror and my teeth are covered in barnacles and I’m scooping them off my teeth and out of my mouth.

Me: stfu, are you serious? I ate the oysters and had to scrape oyster shell off my teeth. You suggested mouth wash.

Her: I was desperately looking for mouthwash in my dream! And then the cats woke me up.

How is that even possible people?!?! What does that mean? Context: lesbians, inseparable for going on 16 years.