u/Emotional-Zone4567

I didn’t get laid off. I sold my startup (for not very much money) and I’m running out of runway. I heard you guys just got the boot from the corporate machine. Their loss. I’m drinking a Bud Light in San Jose and I've got an open invite to a hacker house tonight. No Jira tickets, no Read-Only Friday, just autonomous AI loops and code. Pull up. DMs open.

Update someone messaged me about agile workflows. What the fuck? Upping offer to two bud lights if you don’t send me your GitHub and use agile in your intro.