u/EmergencyUnusual3469

The green creature has ran off...

The green creature has ran off...

On behalf of her, I have come to announce that the electric creature known as Surge has ran off to take a pause in her involvement here.

What I know of this situation is that following the events that conspired a few days ago, she, and I quote, "needs a breather".

Maybe she will come back, maybe she won't, but she had said when she is ready. She will.

Take that and do with this as you will.

- VVD

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 — 21 hours ago

Destruction IS who you are...

𝓐𝔀, 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓶!~

(Starline's ghost materializes in a swirl of unstable blue energy, his glasses askew.)

(He leans forward with that same smug smirk he always had when Surge was small and helpless in his lab.)

Did your girlfriend finally realize what I always knew? That you're just an angry little experiment?-

(Surge whirls around, eyes flashing with fury and pain.)

SHUT UP! You don't get to talk about her!

(Her voice cracks, betraying the anger as pure hurt. She may have been broken by her, but she still cares as a friend.)

And she's a better person than your failed ass will ever be.

(Starline just cackles, walking around her like a predator eyes its prey.)

Ooooh, she hurt you! That’s rich coming from my masterpiece. Tell me, Surge...

(He leans closer with a mocking whisper,)

Was it because you're too much? Too unstable? Just like I designed?

(His form flickers as he grins wider.)

You know what's funny? All this rage... and yet she still walked away.

Guess I didn't program enough 'clinginess' into you after all....

(He cackles as he vanishes. Leaving Surge alone.)

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 — 2 days ago

Sorry, a war? Nah, I'm sleeping.

I just found out about this whole ordeal and yeah, I ain't bothered to put myself in this dumb war.

I ain't dying for you pansies.

And I already predict those two dumbasses and their little streak is gonna halt eventually. I'm not worried.

But yeah, screw this war. Screw Gaster. Screw Alp. Screw their whole entire team, I'm out.

Yours truly,

Jax

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 — 3 days ago

I am asserting my productivity in this company

A quick announcement.

I have decided to make a goal for myself.

Increasing my involvement in company-related tasks. So, case in point. You will see Doom around here much more.

And also because that temperamental green creature is... lets say "blowing her steam" on the mountains. She's made a crater in one of them as we speak.

Anyway, no matter.

Doom out.

- VVD

Don't think I've forgotten about the inevitable battle with Gaster & Alperhal, they won't be spared.

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 — 3 days ago

Call To Arms

Listen well, people of the KCKenson company...

XGaster and Alperhal are not mere threats (as much as they seem), they are existential dangers. They seek to erase timelines, rewrite reality itself, and cause mass genocides… and if they succeed?

None of you will exist.

Not your world.

Not your people.

And they care not whether you live or die.

I have already allied with the Absolute Solver, an entity beyond mortal comprehension, to ensure their destruction. But even this alliance requires numbers… strength from those who wish to survive, strength to ensure their army FALLS!!!

Join us now, or simply inform me of your involvement because it is the only way any of us TRUE intellects with power live victoriously after this war ends.

[But seriously, lemme see who joining so I can jot it down. Tyyy 👍]

u/EmergencyUnusual3469 — 6 days ago