u/ElectricalInvite8244

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I finally got laid via hinge today.

Have been using the app on and off and finally the horny me got a 1 week subscription.

Matched with this woman a few days back. We instantly vibed, and thank god she had decent communication skills (unlike the majority).

On the weekend, we spoke for the whole night, and thankfully the post 3 am conversation gave the kickstart I wanted.

The raging conversation finally led to a date today, a regular coffee date.

I did not expect the ending at all. I thought it'd be a normal introductory kinda thing.

She tells me during the date that she's actually a divorcee, the marriage got annulled in a year itself, bla bla. And that she lives with a roommate.

I was a little surprised because she looked kinda young for a divorcee. But who cares.

I kept the conversation light, humorous, and flirted and complimented at every given instance 😂

Coffee ke baad, I thought hogaya chalo, but to my surprise she asked if we can take a walk.

I still didn't think that things will explode on the first date but I started kinda hoping.

I noticed that my phone battery is kinda on the low side and starting acting like I had some urgent work phone related. Asked her if I could charge my phone at her place for like just 10 mins. Her place was like a 10 mins rickshaw ride away

Got down from the rick, and within 30 mins I was down on her 😛

There is hope fellas, hang tight!

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u/ElectricalInvite8244 — 8 days ago
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🏏 Looking for 1-2 Proper Leather Ball Players for Sunday (3rd May)! 🏏

📍 Trombay Koliwada Cricket Ground

🗓 Sunday, 3rd May

⏰ Ground booked from 8 AM to 5 PM

🔥 Full ground booking — not just one pitch.

We’ll be playing:

✅ 2 Proper T20 Matches

✅ White leather ball cricket

✅ Umpire + full match setup

✅ Drinks/water included

✅ Full day cricket scenes with proper vibes

💸 Contribution: Approx ₹1000 per player

(Includes ground rent, umpire, balls, drinks, etc.)

Looking for decent players only 🙏

Not expecting IPL scouts, but:

- Please know how to hold a bat

- Don’t bowl beamers every over

- Fielding should not resemble a WWE injury compilation

Bonus points if:

✔ You can rotate strike

✔ You don’t vanish after getting out cheaply

✔ You understand cricket beyond Instagram reels

Good competitive cricket + banter + full day outing guaranteed 😮‍💨

DM with:

• Playing role

• Batting/Bowling style

• Experience level

Trying to make this feel like a proper local league day, not “bhai ek aur banda bula na” cricket 💀

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u/ElectricalInvite8244 — 13 days ago
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Looking for a solid team to play a proper leather ball game this Sunday (3rd May) 🏏

We’ve got a full ground booking at Trombay Koliwada Cricket Ground from 9 AM to 5 PM — planning to run 2 T20 matches, nice competitive but chill vibe.

Details:

- 📍 Trombay Koliwada Cricket Ground

- ⏰ 9 AM – 5 PM

- 🏏 2 x T20 matches

- ⚪ 2 white leather balls included

- 👨‍⚖️ 1 umpire arranged

- 💸 Cost: ~14k per team (all inclusive)

Looking for a team that actually shows up on time and wants a good game — not chaos cricket 😄

If your squad is interested, DM or drop a comment. Let’s have a proper Sunday game.

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u/ElectricalInvite8244 — 15 days ago
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Looking for a solid team to play a proper leather ball game this Sunday (3rd May) 🏏

We’ve got a full ground booking at Trombay Koliwada Cricket Ground from 9 AM to 5 PM — planning to run 2 T20 matches, nice competitive but chill vibe.

Details:

- 📍 Trombay Koliwada Cricket Ground

- ⏰ 9 AM – 5 PM

- 🏏 2 x T20 matches

- ⚪ 2 white leather balls included

- 👨‍⚖️ 1 umpire arranged

- 💸 Cost: ~14k per team (all inclusive)

Looking for a team that actually shows up on time and wants a good game — not chaos cricket 😄

If your squad is interested, DM or drop a comment. Let’s have a proper Sunday game.

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u/ElectricalInvite8244 — 15 days ago