u/ElCid1994

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Practical manual for interviewing with dumbfucks - Rule #1

When looking for a job while unemployed, remember that the fool sitting in front of you during an interview is just one layoff away from being where you are. Look past his uptight exterior and see the scared corporate turd behind it. Listen to your gut when it tells you that the interview is not going well (because these days 99.9% of them are), and when the time comes to ask him a question, don't waste it on some "I want to sound interested and eager" bullshit. Ask him what's their corporate policy on layoffs. Then, enjoying watching him blinking like he’s sending Morse code for help. Regardless, of what he says, you just put a thought in his brain that will ruin his weekend. And that is awesome.

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u/ElCid1994 — 2 days ago