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Gustave H. (The Grand Budapest Hotel)— “What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinkie Bandinski who had the gall to question my virility. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from penny dreadfuls, it’s that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass. (…) He’s actually become a dear friend.”

Justin Hammer (Iron Man 2)— This twerp, despite parasitizing off people with actual talent and never knowing a hard day’s work in his life, seems to take to prison life fairly well. The next time we see him in a short following Iron Man 3, he appears quite comfortable with his circumstances, and he’s even snagged himself a boyfriend.