u/EiRiwu

Today as I was walking to school I made eye contact with a goose and they stared at me with such passion and deep longing for me. I thought it was one of my opps pulling up to my crib as a goose but no. it was the loo. I know this because as the goose stared at me I heard its cry going "quackloo! quackloo! I want you!" in full fluent english. I have realized this goose was particularly from waterloo because it had the blood and hair of the balding cs majors who got attacked by the cobra chicken. Also, I went to Mandarin the other day and got a fortune cookie that read "you are getting into the university of waterloo!". Waterloo must want me badly but they're too embarassed to express their fweelings for me. I think this is a better indicator than queen blank campus theory so lmk if u ever had a goose come up to you like that. Anyways, if I dont get in remember my username because im gonna become the next attemptbrah6806 and have an all goose meat diet.