u/EffectiveDandy

▲ 104 r/crowbro

This is Terry. I think he's laying claim to me as his human

He's been coming around daily for the past three weeks and now steadily flies up demanding food with a couple of loud caws, which he likes doing off the corner of the building to amplify it. Unfortunately this brings around a bonded pair and chaos ensues. Something I've been personally trying to curb or relieve, which as made for a somewhat uneasy truce between them with Terry getting his fill till he is squawked at.

Incidentally, does anyone have any insight into why he is so floofy? He constantly ruffles his feathers and will fly up to my window and go full on feather duster, and then preen himself. He always looks like a powder puff and comes multiple times a day (about 4-6). Is this just a simple idiosyncrasy? Or is he a unique type of corvid (pacific northwest).

u/EffectiveDandy — 2 hours ago
▲ 364 r/crowbro

This is Rudy. He's already cawed four times. He knows I heard him because I'm standing right there. He sees me. He knows I see him. But still, no peanuts. Where's the peanuts?

u/EffectiveDandy — 19 hours ago
▲ 389 r/crowbro

I am documenting this sound under "thank you" unless anyone else has any other ideas

He's a regular and I am beginning to be able to differentiate them by their little idiosyncrasies alone. While some have distinct features (there's one with a dead eye I am calling Sinbad), most just look like a crow or raven so it's hard to track who is who (there are a lot in my area).

This little guy comes around and ruffles his feathers till I come to the window with food. If I take too long he yells inside (I got the jump on him here). But I can always tell it's him by his departures. He always falls off the window sill like an anchor and glides away. Every time lol. Most, it not all of the others, flap away. Never him tho.

u/EffectiveDandy — 2 days ago
▲ 4.7k r/TheBoys

I take back everything good I ever said about this guy and his powers, he's a bottom feeding, seven layer loser

Someone posted about The Deep's powers being totally underrated a couple of week's ago, and at the time, I couldn't have agreed more. Controlling every single creature in the ocean would be god power able to likely lead to an extinction level event if he chose to abandon land and send the entirety of the ocean to wipe out mankind. Given his durability, he could easily live in the deepest parts, unreachable even by Homelander as he would be alerted well before being found.

But that's not at all what Deep's powers really are, as was revealed in the last episode.

He convinces them. That's it. He doesn't control them, they simply do it for him. Probably tells them he's the kind of the land dwellers or some shit. The same, exact bullshit he fed Starlight to get her to go down on him.

And we all know that he's probably lied to every human as to the extent of his control on them, too: "yeah totally dude, I command them 100%, they will obey all my orders without question, for sure, bro." when in reality he's just blowing smoke up their asses like, "come on bro, you said you were cool..."

A complete fraud on both land and water!

u/EffectiveDandy — 6 days ago
▲ 5 r/Cinema

Carlito’s Way

Lalin meets Carlito, wearing a wire. Carlito eventually sniffs him out as the snitch he’s become and sends him back to prison in his wheelchair with the realization that he just burnt the last friends he had left. Lalin pleads to be spared, that he won’t make his full sentence in a chair, which falls on deaf ears. Busted.

POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl

Elizabeth meets Barbossa who tries to bluff her for the trinket around her neck. She suspects something amiss so she tests them by dangling the coin above the sea. Barbossa remains unphased, so she calls his bluff by dropping it suddenly, revealing his real intentions. Busted. Or as she iconically says, “oops.”

True Romance

Alabama meets Virgil. An intense scene the moment she walks into the room. She does her best to play it cool, but Virgil is just too seasoned to fall for any of it. She eventually turns the tables in a bloodbath but once she opened the door and saw him stroking a shot gun, her heart rate must have doibled. There was no denying the jig was up. Busted.

Rounders

Mike and Worm meet the state troopers. A bunch of real nice guys unless you try to fuck them over at cards. Then they roll you, two times. Once in the club and once out the door on your ass. Mike had his head down all night but Worm just couldn’t resist being himself. He gets caught base dealing and the unfortunate outcome is they let the cards do the talking. Once that arrangement is uttered, Mike knows instantly they are fucked. And sure enough, the exact card that would have given him the hand was on the bottom of the deck. Busted. Hella busted. Fucking Worm.

u/EffectiveDandy — 12 days ago