u/Educational-Habit597

dont get me started with princess neon boom sighhhh

Anon: "What is this, a booty call delivery?"

Dazzlings: "we're here for your *exotic driveway carwash"

Anon: "Oh! Yes yes i forgot i ordered, i thought it was just a clickbait"

Dazzling: "-__-' sure"

Anon: "oh also, i see i also bought *exclusive maintenance*"

Dazzlings: " o__0' girls, its gonna be a long night"

some say if one stays in their dream, they will not ever wake up or live again

i just ordered 2 carton lots of Twiggy plush from Olyfactory